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OH HAY GAIZ!
this week i went to...MY GRANDMASSSS!omfgomfg omfg i was so excited and since my grandma lived so far away i had to take a plane! i love planes, and if i dont get a window seat someones gonna get raeped! well anyways i was on my way to the airport and i was reeeeeeeeeeeeeally hungryyyy auggghhh so i went to subway the returant! and i got a 5 dollar foot long! so i ordered one and all i got was a sandwich..WTF! i wanted a fuckin FOOTLONG PENIS TO EAT! wtf when they say footlong it sounds like a penis you know so i raped the guys and i
didget that footlong!

okay so then i was 1 mile away from da airport..finally i made it there with only raping 2 people..holycrap only 2 people..which includees: the subway guy and a hobo.
okay so i get to the airport andddddd first i had to go through sucruriteh and the good thing was that my penis didnt set the alarm off like it usually does when i go through sucruiteh! im so happy! and then i finally was in time to catch my plane but my ass was so fat that i couldnt sit in the seat so i had to sit in 1st class becuase the seats are bigger for your ass.i was getting really annoyed because i had only raped 2 people today and i need MOAR people to rape soo baddddd so they guy next to me was in NEED of raping! so i just had to do it!
so i just like raped him infront of everybody and then people were looking at me stange so i basically raped everybody in first class! i raped everybody so hard that the jet couldnt take it anymore(cuz i was raping the airplane too!!) and it crashed in mexico and i was like no wai...the place of raping! im finally here!so i raped everyone in mexico back home and i never got to see my grandma..too bad she wanted to me to rape her
well that was my week everybody,
LUV, LIGHT:iconlcik:
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