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IN FREE STYLE!!
PULL YOUR ARMS OUT OF THE WATER, ELBOWS FIRST!!!
THEN TAKE THAT ARM AND REACH OUT IN FRONT OF YOU!!
MAKE SURE YOU EXTEND IT ALL THE WAY!!
DONT FORGET TO BREATH!!! *WHEEZE*
THEN DIP YOUR FINGER TIPS INTO THE WATER
AND FOLLOW THROUGH WITH YOUR ENTIRE ARM!
DONT SLOP THE SURFACE LIKE SOME PATHETIC TAWT!
WATER RESISTANCE IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN PART THE WATER WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH!
THIS IS WHERE YOU ACCELERATE!!
EVERYTHING WILL BE DECIDED BY HOW MUCH STRENGTH YOU PUT INTO THIS MOTION!!
CRAWL WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH!
WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!!!
GO FOR THE GOLD IN THE BEJINING OLYMPICS!!!!!!!!!!


UN
DEUX
TROIS!!!

DO IT WITH ME EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
©2008-2009 ~yagamirapefaceplz
:iconyagamirapefaceplz:

Author's Comments

THE WATER RESISTANCE IS FUCKING HUGE MAN!!!

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:iconesanany:
lololol win

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:icondemolitionreaper:
...You didn't say how to kick. ;A;
:iconyagamirapefaceplz:
STFU

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IM GONNA RAPE YOUR BABIES
:icondemolitionreaper:
NO FOR THE RECORD I WON'T STFU D<
:iconyumikanzaki:
Lol, I have a webcam shot of this. XDD

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also dicks.
:icondscoda:
LOL.
how the fuck is this a biography?
:iconyagamirapefaceplz:
BECAUSE ITS ABOUT MAH LIFE AND HOW I LOVE TO GIVE SWIMMING LESSONS!

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IM GONNA RAPE YOUR BABIES
:iconyagamirapefaceplz:
EVERYONE SHOULD!!!!! SOON DEVIANTART WILL SOON KNOW MY POWER OF KIRA AND HOW HE GIVES AMAZING SWIMMING LESSONS!!!

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IM GONNA RAPE YOUR BABIES
:iconyagamirapefaceplz:
:hump::lick:

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IM GONNA RAPE YOUR BABIES
:iconyumikanzaki:
YOSH! >:V

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